Warning! This article contains minor spoilers.
Notes from the Editor-in-Chief appear in yellow.
As everyone’s favorite anime expert, I’ve long been asked to put together an irrefutable list of the greatest anime of all time. After an impromptu request by the publisher of this website and about 5 minutes of research, I’ve decided that now (LOL 'now' refers to last April) is as good a time as any to dead this debate once and for all. All debates on this topic will cease to exist and unfortunately, about 5% of YouTube will need to find new content to create. (Bro said 'Get Out the Robot' lmaooo.) Without further ado, let's begin.
NO. 5: FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD
Some people believe this show to be trash. Don’t listen to those people as they are objectively wrong and do not know what they are talking about. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is nothing short of a masterpiece. It tells the story of two brothers who commit the cardinal sin in Alchemy and then spend the rest of the show dealing with the consequences. The backdrop of their coming of age story is a political crisis, war, racism, and all that other good bad shit that makes you reflect on the real world. It’s like Harry Potter but the characters are actually boxing, dealing with tragedy, and developing into better people (this shit ain't nothing like no Harry Potter what tip is you on lmao). Also, God pulls up a lot. Also, Scar is an all-time Black anime character and wants to collapse the State. (I stamp it.) Yeah this show top 5.
NO. 4: SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN
This show so heat I had to address it by its real name (I'm ctfu). Otherwise known as Attack on Titan, Shingeki no Kyojin is a show about a bunch of giants called Titans eating people. And now humanity is almost extinct. Every episode you’re thinking 'is my favorite character about to get smoked today'? Fire. Also, Mikasa is in this show and she might be the greatest anime character ever. Also, Eren eventually becomes the 2nd greater anime character ever. I’m pretty sure by the time the final season comes out this show is gonna take the top spot. (Bro...do you not know what 'all time' means how tf is the list gone change smfh. I agree though this jawn off the meter.)
NO. 3: CODE GEASS
I re-watched this show recently and remembered how damn good it is. The Holy Brittanian Empire (America) decided to do that imperialism thing and my guy Lelouch was like fuck no. He becomes a resistance leader and you basically watch him as he takes down an empire. Also there’s mechs and a Sharingan in this show (you be loving the mechs lmao, I can't even comment on this jawn fr I'm not hip). If that doesn’t convince you this show is top 3 there’s no saving you.
NO. 2: PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA
(I KNEW YOU WAS GON PUT THIS BS ON HERE LMFAOOOO) If you want to talk about high quality television, look no further than Magica Madoka. The show is about girls that fight witches. Sounds trash right? (It really don't but it is though.) Wrong! This show is a damn masterpiece. You go into the show thinking its one of those slice of life anime but boy does it turn up quick. Constant drama, heartbreak, boxing, plot twists, and amazing character development neatly packed into 12 episodes (naw matter fact you selling it I might gotta change my tune we'll see lol) make this one of the best stories you’ll consume on any medium. Watch it. Forreal. You won’t regret it.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Imma just list these w/o comment bro cuz it's getting long lol: Demon Slayer, Hunter x Hunter, Samurai Champloo, Vinland Saga, One Piece, Monster, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Kakegurui.
NO. 1: STEINS;GATE
Steins;Gate might be the best show I’ve ever watched (up there with The Wire and GOT Seasons 1-6). (I couldn't get past the first episode. Imma give it another shot but I feel like you gassing it.) Even giving you guys a description about the show here really wouldn’t do it justice. Just know it's about space and time and relativity and life. This is one of those shows that after you watch it the first time, you watch it again and see all the easter eggs and clues the writers of the show left for you. 10/10 all the way through and I promise your life will be significantly better after you watch it. If you’re still reading this post and not looking for a place to watch this show you’re doing something wrong. (Naw now you joe'd it I'm not even watching it now.)
This isn’t an opinion piece and any complaints (for whatever weird reason) can be addressed to Zuff. (LMAO love bro thanks for lending your expertise fr.)
