Yeah we seeded first but throw Big Shoya aka the Little Aristotle in the mix and we guaranteed the whole meal come Finals.

I. Shake Milton (6'5" 205 lbs.)

Ard LMAO I know I'm coming in hot here but just hear me out. Milkshake over here look just like some bul from around my way growing up who I used to fry at the park so based off that I just feel like I could make at least equal if not greater contribution than somebody with this particular mitt/phenotype lmaoooo.

II. Rayjon Tucker (6'3" 209 lbs.)

I'm a lil bit more serious about this one lol cuz naw yungbol don't get no tick c'mon now I know I could at least draw some charges to justify this swap put me in coach. Speaking of which:

III. Glen "Doc" Rivers (6'4" 210 lbs.)

I didn't specify pl.ayers now did I LOL. I, too, am capable of yelling 'HEDGE! HEDGE! HEDGE!' from the sideline and then folding my arms authoritatively. Plus I got good handwriting for the dry-erase situation what more do we need fr. I got a couple trick plays from my JV days I could pull out too I'm sure that would go over just fine.

I'm not even throwing salt I just had to put this out there to throw the reverse-jinx on the whole situation lmao we kissing the Larry O'Brien for sure now.