Shoya, Inc. (hereby "the Corporation") is a media conglomerate nearing a $7T market valuation.

The Corporation's principal holdings are Shoya Light & Camera,
a major motion picture studio that has produced countless award-winning films, and The Shoyaright!, a widely respected publication for extremely sophisticated cultural criticism.

The Corporation is absolutely not, no matter what anyone says, a one-person operation run by Zuff Shoya (aka Lil Shoyaright!) with occasional help from some of his friends.

We assure you, we have a robust population of employees whom we routinely exploit for labor and refuse basic health coverage.

For inquiries, please contact the Corporation's very important CEO, who is "only an asshole when he needs to be", directly: zuff@shoya.co